English

Schoolgirl: I dont want to take the Sex Education Class!
Teacher: why not?
Schoolgirl: someone told me the Final Exam would be oral!
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Interbyu ng Consul ang isang Arabo sa US Embassy.
Consul: Your name, please?
Arabo: Abdul Aziz!
Consul: Sex?
Arabo: Six times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arabo: both male and female sometimes even camel.
Consul: Oh my, holy cow!
Arabao: Yes, cows and dogs too!
Consul: Man, isnt that hostile?
Arabo: Hostile, dogstyle any style!
Consul: Oh dear!
Arabo: Deer? No deer! They run fast!
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 Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control
your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
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What is the difference between a girlfriend,a call girl and a wife?
Sagot: Post Paid, Pre Paid, Unlimited.
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In the classroom...
Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks.
Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.
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 A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped..
Biker: what are u doing?
Girl: committing suicide
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : Woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide?
Girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE
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TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!  
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American : is that an apple you are eating ?
Filipino: Yes.
American : you know, in america only poor people eat an apple.
Filipino: oh really? is that a banana you are eating ?
American: yes.
Filipino : you know, here in Philippines only Monkeys eat bananas
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Girl is the SubjEct,
Boy is the PredicatE,
When the Predicate
t0uches the SubjEct...
Baby is the Direct Object!
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MALBRO LIGHTS

M an
A lways
R emember
L ove
B ecause
O f
R omance
O nly…Why?
coz..
L ove
I s
G ateway
H eading
T oward
S ex..!
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