Pick-up Line

Boy: artificial flower ka ba?..

Girl:?

Boy:hindi kasi nalalanta ang pagmamahal ko sayo...

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Boy: gamot ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: kasi dinapuan ako ng sakit ng kalungkutan at ikaw lang ang makakapagpagaling sakin.
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Boy: lam mo ang ganda mo talaga..
Girl: syempre naman...
Boy: ohhh....para ka kasing password kc ikaw lang ang may alam...
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Boy: subject kaba?…
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi bagsak ako sayo.....
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Boy: lapis kaba?
Girl: (kinikilig)bakit naman?
Boy: mongol ka kasi....
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Boy: Nagpa checkup naka?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kay basin naa kay gibati sa ako.a..
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Boy: keyboard kaba?
Girl: Bakiy?
Boy: kasi e tataype ko puso ko sayo!!!
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 Boy: oatmeal?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: coz’ you’re good to my hear!!!
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Boy: Cheese kaba?
Girl: Bakit naman??
Boy: gusto kasi kitang ipalaman sa puso ko.. ayaaaaayyyyyy
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Boy: drugs kaba?
Giril: Bakit?
Boy: kasi nakaka adik ka..!!!!char..
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Boy: baboy kaba?
Girl: at bakit naman (parang galit)???
Boy: kasi ang sarap mong katayin..... ayyyyaaaannn......
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Boy: traffic kaba?
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: kasi i can't move on with you!!! ay---kagilok....
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Boy: armor kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi pag sinoot kita palaging safety ang buhay ko!!!
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Girl: alarm click kaba?
Boy: at bakit naman?
Girl: kc pagkagising ko ikaw agad gusto kong patayin...wew!!!
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Boy: signal kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi pag nawala ka, gagawin ko lahat bumalik ka lang....charrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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Boy: airport kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi kahit anong lipad ko sa puso mo parin ako la-landing....kalindot wui...
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